radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

(via scissor)

lespreg:

shopping carts in random places make me sad

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there is nothing for you there friend

(via famdoms-and-bandoms)

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

(Source: uncooler, via unescapable)

mangomangotan:

Just ordinary sheep after eating grass during winter season
heyfunniest:

Trying to make plans with your friends..
boobsbuttsandsluts:

whatbethsays:

so it was my brother’s thirteenth birthday today and he came home from school with this horror-struck expression on his face and came into my room and sort of just stood there

and i asked him “what’s wrong?”

and he said “MY GIRLFRIEND HUGGED ME AND SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY”

and i was like “well that’s good isn’t it?”

and then he came closer and just whispered, really quietly “no you don’t understand i said happy birthday BACK”

im still laughing oH FUCK

(via gageb69)

laptopped:

laptopped:

*accidently has crush on someone 193739 miles away*

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(via gageb69)

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